Monday, February 8, 2010

At The Mall

Today I have dressed in my best clothes and I am going to the mall with my friends. We are going to mall because lots of girls are hanging out there. So we go to a big mall and are walking around like cool studs. I see some pretty girls in a bookshop and go inside, then I pick some magazines and look through them. In the magazine I am seeing these beautiful models wearing just undergarments. My eyes are getting bigger on seeing this and my breath is coming faster. Then the sales girl in the bookstore is coming by my side and seeing my flushed face. She is looking at the open magazine and then giving me a long, hard stare. The sales girl then asks me, sir are you interested in purchasing this lingerie magazine…I see all the girls around me looking for me in a weird manner and then I quickly say no no and run out of the shop.
Afterwards me and my friends are going to the food court in the mall. There I am seeing this popular television actress sitting on the table next to me. I am so excited to see for her and then I quickly take my cell and try to click her picture, but she is giving me a dirty stare and her boyfriend is coming and telling me not to take her picture. I am quickly saying sorry and putting my cell away. Then I see this beautiful beautiful pari sitting nearby and I want to make her my raani. I decide I will send note with waiter, so I write ‘I am DJ, I think you are very pretty, can I make friendship with you. Can I have your cell number?’ I give note to waiter and tell him to give the girl in red dress, but the stupid fool is giving the note to a fat aunty in red dress instead of my pari. Aunty in red dress is looking at me and coming my way shouting and yelling. I quickly get up and start running.
As I am running, I look at my pari in red and she is looking at me and laughing.

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