Zor ka jhatka...

Hi guys,

Sorry I don’t blog for last 2 days. I am little under weather. I ate bhurji-pau some days back from cart on street and I get pretty bad case of loosies. Every minute I running to toilet. So after 1 day of running like that every time every time, my mother take me to my family doctor for checkups. So I am sitting in the waiting room waiting for my turn, when I see most beautiful girl come inside. She has long hair like Asin, figure like Shilpa Shetty and eyes like Ash. She also with her mother and small brother. She sitting opposite me. I am thinking that small boy is sick as he is coughing lots. I don’t want to get germs so I am covering my nose when he is coughing, but girl is not looking happy at that, so I stop covering nose. Hope he doesn’t have swine flu.

At that moment my mother and her mother start talking and I am thinking this is sign from god in heaven. She is one I am waiting for. Even my mother see it so she is talking also to her mother. I am smiling at her and OMG she smiling at me too! I can’t believe my good lucks! I am sick so I am hoping that I am looking good enough to impress her. I have pocket mirror so when no one is looking, I take out a have a peeksie. Of course I am looking pretty goods yaar! Then bloody nurse calls my name as it is my turn to go inside. I go and doctor examines me and say I have food poisoning and gives me medicine to take. I don’t care now I just want to go back and see my sweetheart.

I go back out and next is her turn. Her mother picks up little brother and she is behind them. I am starting to talk to ask for her number, but at that time little brother says, “Mummy Mummy!!!” to her! OMG! This is not happening. That is not little brother that is little son!! She says then bye for me and goes inside. How can this be? How can my sweetheart have son already? That means she is married lady? It would have been better if she was not married but…actually…it doesn’t make so much of difference. I quite flexible like that. ;)