Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Despo Facts
- If I like a girl I am seeing anywhere then I take her picture so I can look at her whenever I am wanting.
- There is cute and sexy nurse at children’s hospital and I am volunteering over there just to patio her.
- I am standing outside girl’s schools and colleges’ everyday at break time to ask these girls out.
- I am only taking membership to unisex gyms for work out. I like to see girls get all hot and sweaty.
- Girls are liking it when boys are following them wherever they are going. It makes them feel special.
- My opening line to girls are ‘So what’s your hobby? Mine’s falling in love’.
- Girls are liking guys who are sensitive so I am carrying a teddy bear everywhere I am going.
- My favourite movie – DDLJ. Everybody I say I look like Raj. Now I am only looking for my Simran.
- I like fast everything, fast cars, fast girls and fast love!
Thursday, February 25, 2010
More Facts about me...
When I go on date with girls then I am always taking care of the bill because I am hoping that they will be taking care of me later on in the night ;)
There is no one in this world as cool as me. Girls should be happy I am taking time out to woo them.
When I take girls out to long drive, I purposely shut my car off on lonely highway and tell to them that there is no petrol in my car.
If I ask girl to go camping I tell them that I have only 1 sleeping bag.
I like to surf Internet for cool pickup lines to use on girls I meet. They work man!
If you buy girls presents then they have to say yes to everything you ask them to do.
Puppies are HUGE chick magnets. Take a puppy out for a walk and girls surround you to pet your puppy and if you’re lucky maybe more.
I like to watch all girl life guards in Baywatch. I especially like it when the run on beach and give mouth to mouth.
People are saying I am shallow but that’s not true. I am wanting to know girls from outside and inside also.
ONE-WAY LOVER DESPO –
I make mixed tape with romantic songs for all girls I like.
I want to know EVERYTHING about your life.
I am the favourite customer at Archies.
I want to walk into sunset with you all days of my life.
I want to be with you in afternoon of my youth, the evening of my middle age and nighttime of my old years.
My favourite movie Love Actually.
My birthday is on Feb 14. The day of love.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
My Lines that never fail... ;)
Sorry I am losing my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Hi sweety, can you give me directions...to your heart?
ONE-WAY LOVER DESPO
So what you’re hobbies are? Mines are falling in love.
Hi baby, I'm raindrop coz I'm falling for you.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
My various Avatars...
* If you come out on a date with me I’ll show you fireworks baby!
* That was my driver on the phone. He said my new Astin Martin has run out of gas.
* Let’s go for a long long long drive and hopefully we’ll run out of gas
DIRECTORY DESPO –
* In Pandora baby, we are mates for life…
* I only buy mobiles that take good MMS.
* I add you on Facebook, I add you on Orkut, I add you on Big Adda, I follow you on Twitter and in person also
X-RAY EYES DESPO –
* I am wanting to know you from outside and inside also
* People say I am shallow but I telling you I can go very very deep
* You bring out the animal in me!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Despo Facts
Girls, if I am staring at your chest I am only appreciating what god is being generous and giving to you.
Girls you must feel honoured that I am bestowing attention on you. I usually spend my time only with special people.
It’s ok if you have boyfriend, husband or even baby. I am very easy-going like that.
Definition of HAUNTY– A Hot Aunty ;)
My favourite comic book is Savita Bhabhi
I am thinking of myself as a metrosexual. I live in a metro and I am very very sexual ;)
Girls when you say you are tied up, do you mean with handcuffs?
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Priya Once Again...
My love story has got over even before started. What a sad thing, I am losing only girl who is liking me. My sapnon ki raani has gone forever.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Hello all
When I enter the studio, there are many guys waiting over there who are also coming for audition. Some are looking ok, but me DJ is always looking the best. I sit on sofa and wait for receptionist to call my name. Another boy is also sitting on the sofa. He is coming little close and asking me what is my name and if I am coming for audition, I say yes. Then he is talking to me about how he has done so many ads and can get me some ads also. He tells why we don’t meet for coffee. I am thinking why he is asking like date? But I want to do the ads, so I say ok and give for him my number. Then receptionist calling his name and he goes in. Then another boy is coming near my side and talking to me, he asks if I know about the boy who has just gone in. I am telling no, then he is telling me that the boy who was just talking to me is gay. Arre baba, I am so shocked. I am baba not like that, I like for girls and now I am very worried and nervous that so many gay boys are around me.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Valentine bluesss….
Then delivery boy says sign for the gifts, but the name is wrong, there is some Amit Kumar written. I ask delivery boy why name is wrong. So he tells name is right, the gifts are for Amit Kumar. And then he asks what my name is? I tell it is DJ. Then he is snatching all gifts from me and saying oh, very sorry mistake became wrong; this is for your neighbor Amit Kumar. I am so sad that I am feeling like crying. I get angry for him and tell him to get lost. Bloody idiot. I go and sit in my room and watching TV. All the channels are showing about love, girlfriends & boyfriends and all this. I am fed up. I decide I will put my profile on matrimonial site and then I will definitely get some girl. Any girl will be fine, even not pretty one, even chubby or little dark types is fine. After all as I am hearing my friend say something is better than nothing. So by next Valentine I am 100 percent sure that I am not going to be all alone again and tomorrow I am also going to temple and putting 100 rupees donation for God and asking that my raani will come soon in my life. I know God will grant my wish soon.
Just Shoot Me!
I am on the fire man! I am striking all the poses of Salman I see in Stardust, FIlmfare magazine and all. On my knees I went, holding hair I did, looking mean, romantic full on poses I did. Then I changed into next change – white shirt and blue jeans. More poses I shot superbly. Bu then lunch time it was and I asked makeup girl if she wants to go be going with me for the lunch. She said no but I think she is playing hard to get. Anyways good she said no coz my mummy gave me aalu ka parathas. After lunch then few more shots and then finished. I saw pictures on photographers laptop. He said he will do some work on it and send me. I really look like Salman Khan in some of them yaar! This is going to get for me lots of dates with lots of hot girls I’m the sure!
When I was leaving then I went to makeup girl and tell her that I wants to take her out for coffee as thank you to her. She says no need to thanks but I insist. So she say she busy but give me her phone number to call another time! ;) I am the scoring boss! Full day went superb! Only things is that I went home and tried to call number she gave but some old man on the phone was there saying wrong number every time. Dunno why…
Bollywood Star
So today morning I went to Bollywood Star beauty parlour – it girls boys both can come there. Good name also no? ;) I told guy there that I have portfolio tomorrow and asked what what I should do. So he told to me that I should do full-body waxing, eyebrows and facial also. First I went for waxing. Took clothes off and this guy come inside with pot of hot wax. Shit I think this is like torture yaar. What if I get burns? Anyways if I had got burns it would have been better than the waxing!! How girls do this so many times I don’t know! I thought I was going to die! Shit when he put wax on me and then pulled that strip off I toh started screaming! But then I HAD to do full thing coz how I will go with only 1 patch of clean chest and all other chest is hairy! By time he was finished I was red like tamatar. So much it was hurting.
I got really scared yaar so I didn’t do eyebrows. Chuck it! These girls are mad to do all this so many times. Facial was not bad. He put some fruit thing and all on my face. Bill came to Rs.700. But good part is that I am looking more like Salman bhai now with smooth chests and all. My skin glows like anything. Now I am going to my building gym for good workout and get good night sleep for shoot tom!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Bollywood is Calling!
So I called to a big photographer who dids work for like different very big magazines and all and I asked him to take my portfolio. Very expensive this is but its ok I am doing it. Watch out Bollywod, DJ is coming to set hearts of girls on fire! Tomorrow he call me for my portfolio shoot so wish me luck!
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Psychotic Fantasies….
She is a famous Bollywood heroine, but my mummy tells I will also one day be a famous hero. And then I will propose for my Priyanka and we will live happily ever after. I love watching her films again and again; she is beautiful and good actress also. She looks very sexy in golden swimsuit and I have put that poster in my room. When she will see me, she will forget all those stupid heroes who are going after her. But when we will be together, I will make her work in films only with me, as I don’t like for anybody to touch her good body. She will one day be only mine. Now I am going to get ready and go and watch my Priyanka Chopra’s new film.
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Monday, February 8, 2010
At The Mall
Afterwards me and my friends are going to the food court in the mall. There I am seeing this popular television actress sitting on the table next to me. I am so excited to see for her and then I quickly take my cell and try to click her picture, but she is giving me a dirty stare and her boyfriend is coming and telling me not to take her picture. I am quickly saying sorry and putting my cell away. Then I see this beautiful beautiful pari sitting nearby and I want to make her my raani. I decide I will send note with waiter, so I write ‘I am DJ, I think you are very pretty, can I make friendship with you. Can I have your cell number?’ I give note to waiter and tell him to give the girl in red dress, but the stupid fool is giving the note to a fat aunty in red dress instead of my pari. Aunty in red dress is looking at me and coming my way shouting and yelling. I quickly get up and start running.
As I am running, I look at my pari in red and she is looking at me and laughing.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Peeping Tom…
Finally I get fed up with computer and I am sitting near my window. Then suddenly I see the pretty girl who is my neighbor. I have seen for her many times with her boyfriend. She comes and closes her curtain but it is a bit open and I can still see her. She goes to her cupboard and removes new dress that she will be changing into. I know it is wrong to look at girl changing clothes but it is not my fault that she has left curtain little open. I can see her wet hair and she is now in her bathrobe. But then mummiji comes in and asks for me what I am doing, I am getting very nervous and say nothing nothing. But mummiji comes near the window and sees my neighbor. Mummiji is getting very angry with me and gives for me one slap and pulls my ear and drags me away from window. There is big drama in house and mummiji is making me promise that I will never do that again. but I'll tell you more secrets. Just log on to www.sorryboys.in and know more
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Love in Class..
My dearest Meenal,
You are having so beautiful eyes and they are reminding me of my grandmother’s eyes. They are like two beautiful diamonds and I am getting lost in them often. Your hair is so silky and pretty and I am wanting to play with it forever. You are having such soft and gentle hands and I am wanting to hold these hands forever. You are having good figure and are looking good in all types of clothes.
I am liking you very much and I am hoping that you are also liking me. If you will be my raani, I will do all to make you happy. I will take you in my car, buy you expensive gifts, take you for movies and give you flowers everyday. I will be good boyfriend and we will be happy forever. Please be my raani, I am waiting for your reply soon.
Your DJ always
I am wanting to give letter for her and so I pass it to boy in front and ask him to pass to her. But the professor is turning at that time and taking the letter from me. He is reading the letter in front of whole class and then taking me to principal’s office. The principal is reading my letter, tearing it and then suspending me from college for one week as my punishment. I am sad that my letter has been torn and that I am also suspended from college. Now my raani will never know how I feel.
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
My heart sings songs today
Hello again to all,
Today is beautiful day and I will tell my favourite songs to sing for my sapno ki raani…
Some Romeo style songs…
Excuse me…kya re…mera dil tere pe fida re
Tu cheez badi hai mast mast
Jumma Chumma de de
Some questioning songs…
What is your mobile number…what is your smile number?
Choli ke peeche kya hai, chunri ke neeche kya hai?
Oh lal dupatta waali tera naam toh bata?
Some heartbreak songs…
Ab tere bin jeelenge hum…zeher zindagi ka peelenge hum
Dil de diya hai…jaan tumhe denge…daga nahi karenge sanam
Dil mera churaya kyun…why did you break my heart? Why did we fall in love? Why did you go away, away, away?
Some romantic songs
Choo lene do nazuk hoonton ko, kuch aur nahi..
Resham si hai yeh hawaein sanam…aao zara paas aaye sanam
Hum dil chuke sanam, tere hogaye hai hum..teri kasam
Monday, February 1, 2010
Zor ka jhatka...
Sorry I don’t blog for last 2 days. I am little under weather. I ate bhurji-pau some days back from cart on street and I get pretty bad case of loosies. Every minute I running to toilet. So after 1 day of running like that every time every time, my mother take me to my family doctor for checkups. So I am sitting in the waiting room waiting for my turn, when I see most beautiful girl come inside. She has long hair like Asin, figure like Shilpa Shetty and eyes like Ash. She also with her mother and small brother. She sitting opposite me. I am thinking that small boy is sick as he is coughing lots. I don’t want to get germs so I am covering my nose when he is coughing, but girl is not looking happy at that, so I stop covering nose. Hope he doesn’t have swine flu.
At that moment my mother and her mother start talking and I am thinking this is sign from god in heaven. She is one I am waiting for. Even my mother see it so she is talking also to her mother. I am smiling at her and OMG she smiling at me too! I can’t believe my good lucks! I am sick so I am hoping that I am looking good enough to impress her. I have pocket mirror so when no one is looking, I take out a have a peeksie. Of course I am looking pretty goods yaar! Then bloody nurse calls my name as it is my turn to go inside. I go and doctor examines me and say I have food poisoning and gives me medicine to take. I don’t care now I just want to go back and see my sweetheart.
I go back out and next is her turn. Her mother picks up little brother and she is behind them. I am starting to talk to ask for her number, but at that time little brother says, “Mummy Mummy!!!” to her! OMG! This is not happening. That is not little brother that is little son!! She says then bye for me and goes inside. How can this be? How can my sweetheart have son already? That means she is married lady? It would have been better if she was not married but…actually…it doesn’t make so much of difference. I quite flexible like that. ;)
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Driving around, looking for my rani...
Post 5, Jan 26th
Hello!!
Yesterday, I decide to go out for drive in my lovely car. My car is looking very kewl…I have got painted bright orange with silver lines and now it also makes loud, fierce sound... vroom vroom. I get in car and put my window down, put my black sunglasses on so all girls will look for me. I am driving near the college and I see the girls all looking me and I know they are wanting to sit in my nice car. One pretty girl is walking alone and I drive side and play song..aaja meri gaadi mein baith ja, long drive jaaenge, full speed jaaenge, kahi bhi na rukenge. She is just walking and looking for me.
I slowing my car little, I can see her coming in rearview mirror. I take my small comb and brush my hair to look nice. Then she is near my car and I put my hand out and say Hi, I DJ, this is my car, can I give for you lift? She gives me look and says ‘Get lost moron’ and then walks off. But I feel she is the girl of my dreams and so I will not give up. From far, I am following her in my car and seeing where she is living. Next morning, I am coming again outside her house and waiting, she is walking to her college and again I ask her if I can give lift. But she is not being thankful and instead is getting angry. She picks stone from nearby and throws on my beautiful car and there is big dent on it now. No girl of my dreams can behave like this, she is for sure not the one. Now papa is going to see dent in car and get very angry. Oh God…how much pains I am taking to find my raani, please send for her soon.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
The Next Step
Post 4, Jan 2010
Big hello to all
Searching for sapno ki raani is going on. I am deciding to meet my dream girl through online now. My friends are telling me these social networking sites are very good for finding pretty girls. So I open account and put a good looking profile photograph which all girls will like. I am typing a girl’s name and I’m getting so many different choices. I am selecting some pretty girls and then sending friendship requests to them. I also send message to them telling ‘Hi, myself DJ, you are looking so fine in picture, I am looking for my dream girl, you want to be? You can see how good my snap is. We are not knowing each other, but with time we can become close by meeting for coffee.’ I am sure that she will reply for me soon.
I get reply after one hour, but she is not accepting my friendship request and is saying ‘Please stop sending me messages or I will report you to the police’. I am not minding this because I am sending other girl’s messages and friendship requests every day, so I know that one day I will find my raani. I am liking this online as you can make friendships with so many girls and you can see all there beautiful pictures also. I know I will meet many girls from this networking site and so I am happy.
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Friday, January 22, 2010
In Da Club..
Jan 22, 2010
Hi all lovely peoples
So last evening time I dressed to kill all, I was wearing my silver T-shirt, tight jeans as girls like this and long pointy shoes. This is the dress that actors are wearing to the parties these days, it is so cool. My mummy told I am looking like a hero today..ha nw mummy said so all girls will also say like that. So I am ready and go now to the club with my friend Bhavesh. He is little shy type of girls..but I tell don’t worry I know what girls are liking a lot. We go to the club ‘Foxy’ and it is filled with pretty girls. All kinds of girls are here..big, small, tall and more. I see this nice girl sitting at bar alone, so I go there.
I stand side of her and look at her, she is pretty and I feel that she will be my sapno ki raani. I look to her and smile but she does not smile back. I feel maybe she is shy, so I say hello…myself DJ, can I buy for you drink. But she says no only. But when girl is saying no..it is meaning yes. So I am going closer and tell her “You are a bootyfull girl…can we make friendship”. But at that time I feel strong hand on my shoulder, I turn to find a big man and he pushes for me and tells F**ker, get away from my girlfriend. I am sad that all this happened. Maybe she would be sapno ki raani, if that stupid fellow is not coming in between.
But I will not lose faith…I will try, try and try till I find my raani, she is waiting for me somewhere. So what if not this time, next time my luck will open, I am sure. So everyone like myself must always be trying. My dream for my ‘life partner’ will continue and I will let all know about my so good life.
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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Despo in the Park
January 21, 2010
Hi everybody. Second post this is of mine. Like promise, I will tell you about my yesterday’s evening. So in search of my sapno ki raani I was thinking to go to the park near to my house. In this park, I have seen beautiful girls roaming. Maybe one of those beauties will be my raani. So yesterday evening I dressed in best and went. I saw too many girls. I did not know which one was mine.
I saw this one girl sitting on a bench under a tree reading some fat book. From far she looked like Katrina. Katrina is my favourite actress. I love Katrina. When I went to sit on bench near to her, she gave me little dirty look. So I said her my name is DJ what’s your good name? But she never said anything. Must be she was not able to talk. So I tried again to ask her if she will make friendship with me. Again she never answer me. So the I ask her if she is Katrina sister because she is Xerox copy of her. I also say that I am going to same gym as Salman and if she wants to break in Bollywood then I will help her. Salman will interest in her because she look like Katrina. He like all girls who look like his ex-girlfriends. So I take out my new BlackBerry and tell that it shoots very good MMS and ask if she wants to see her MMS on my phone. I was only trying to do the ice breaking.
I will not say what happened then. My heart is breaked. She is for sure not my raani. Girl who gives gaalis like that can’t be my raani. No luck became for me this time. But I am not going to agree to losing. Somebody is telling me to try and try till success. And today I will again. Tonite plans are for going to disco where girls are drinking for free. Maybe she will find me there. Tomorrow I will tell.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Despo Introduction
January 20, 2010
Hey all you beautiful babes! My name is DJ. I’m not a DJ but I can make also beautiful music with the ladies. My all friends say I look like good mix of all Khans – Shah Rukh, Salman, Saif, Aamir and Kamaal. Best of each is in me. This blog started by me so that I can be in touching with all the beautiful ladies. This is being my first post. I hope you all like. If you like, please don’t feel shy to contact me. We can go for a long drive in my new Volkswagen Passat to my farmhouse. Yeah I have farmhouse. Very beautiful. I also have a BlackBerry phone (if you contact me, I will give you my BB pin ok?) You can play with my BlackBerry phone. Other things also you can play with ;)
Ok but one serious thing, I am starting this blog to find my sapno ki raani. The girl of dreams. Everyday I will dress my bodies up in my best expensive clothes, spray on my Versace cologne to be good smellings, put my bling blings and go outside to find her. Where will she be? No one is knowing. But I am confident to be finding her one day soon. I will use my best charms to find my raani. I can be very charming. So you come back ok tomorrow. I will then tell you what I did today evening. Where all I went, how many raanis I spoke to and all. Till then see you soon.