More Facts about me...

This one time I am dialing wrong number but when I hear girl on other line with sexy voice I try and make the conversation with her. But she is getting angry and is also turning out to be daughter of ACP so I am little bit screwed.

When I go on date with girls then I am always taking care of the bill because I am hoping that they will be taking care of me later on in the night ;)

There is no one in this world as cool as me. Girls should be happy I am taking time out to woo them.

When I take girls out to long drive, I purposely shut my car off on lonely highway and tell to them that there is no petrol in my car.

If I ask girl to go camping I tell them that I have only 1 sleeping bag.

I like to surf Internet for cool pickup lines to use on girls I meet. They work man!

If you buy girls presents then they have to say yes to everything you ask them to do.

Puppies are HUGE chick magnets. Take a puppy out for a walk and girls surround you to pet your puppy and if you’re lucky maybe more.

I like to watch all girl life guards in Baywatch. I especially like it when the run on beach and give mouth to mouth.

People are saying I am shallow but that’s not true. I am wanting to know girls from outside and inside also.

ONE-WAY LOVER DESPO –

I love you always, forever, until eternity.
I make mixed tape with romantic songs for all girls I like.
I want to know EVERYTHING about your life.
I am the favourite customer at Archies.
I want to walk into sunset with you all days of my life.
I want to be with you in afternoon of my youth, the evening of my middle age and nighttime of my old years.
My favourite movie Love Actually.
My birthday is on Feb 14. The day of love.

My Lines that never fail... ;)

DIRECTORY DESPO

Sorry I am losing my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Hi sweety, can you give me directions...to your heart?


ONE-WAY LOVER DESPO

So what you’re hobbies are? Mines are falling in love.
Hi baby, I'm raindrop coz I'm falling for you.

My various Avatars...

BADE BAAP KI AULAAD DESPO –

* If you come out on a date with me I’ll show you fireworks baby!
* That was my driver on the phone. He said my new Astin Martin has run out of gas.
* Let’s go for a long long long drive and hopefully we’ll run out of gas

DIRECTORY DESPO –

* In Pandora baby, we are mates for life…
* I only buy mobiles that take good MMS.
* I add you on Facebook, I add you on Orkut, I add you on Big Adda, I follow you on Twitter and in person also

X-RAY EYES DESPO –

* I am wanting to know you from outside and inside also
* People say I am shallow but I telling you I can go very very deep
* You bring out the animal in me!

Despo Facts

My favourite song is “Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai’ and ‘I Like Big Butts and I Cannot lie’. Very meaningful lyrics.

Girls, if I am staring at your chest I am only appreciating what god is being generous and giving to you.

Girls you must feel honoured that I am bestowing attention on you. I usually spend my time only with special people.

It’s ok if you have boyfriend, husband or even baby. I am very easy-going like that.

Definition of HAUNTY– A Hot Aunty ;)

My favourite comic book is Savita Bhabhi

I am thinking of myself as a metrosexual. I live in a metro and I am very very sexual ;)

Girls when you say you are tied up, do you mean with handcuffs?

Priya Once Again...

I am deciding to try and say sorry for Priya once again. So I am going to Gullu’s building and again sending sorry note and one rose with Gullu’s brother, Raju to Priya’s house. But when he is coming back, he is telling she is tearing my sorry letter and throwing the flower in dustbin. He gives for me the pieces of my sorry letter. I am so sad and I am not knowing what to do. I am talking to Gullu and he tells she will come down in some time as she is going for classes at 5.00 pm. So I wait around and decide that when I see her, I will beg for her forgiveness and tell for her what had happened. But when I am seeing her and going to tell for her sorry, before that only she is giving me one tight slap. And saying you bloody rascal, don’t ever talk for me again or I am calling for my father and telling him to put you in jail. Gullu is also telling me to go home now, so I go away.
My love story has got over even before started. What a sad thing, I am losing only girl who is liking me. My sapnon ki raani has gone forever.

Hello all

You know I have already got my first audition, it is for underwear brand. When I am telling mummjii, she is shocked and tells beta how can u only wear underwear and come on the TV. But I am telling for her don’t worry; even big stars are doing ads like this. And when all will see me on TV, then I will be famous and get many girls. So I dress my best and go for the audition screening. Mummiji is also gone to temple to pray that I get this ad.
When I enter the studio, there are many guys waiting over there who are also coming for audition. Some are looking ok, but me DJ is always looking the best. I sit on sofa and wait for receptionist to call my name. Another boy is also sitting on the sofa. He is coming little close and asking me what is my name and if I am coming for audition, I say yes. Then he is talking to me about how he has done so many ads and can get me some ads also. He tells why we don’t meet for coffee. I am thinking why he is asking like date? But I want to do the ads, so I say ok and give for him my number. Then receptionist calling his name and he goes in. Then another boy is coming near my side and talking to me, he asks if I know about the boy who has just gone in. I am telling no, then he is telling me that the boy who was just talking to me is gay. Arre baba, I am so shocked. I am baba not like that, I like for girls and now I am very worried and nervous that so many gay boys are around me.