Driving around, looking for my rani...

Post 5, Jan 26^th

Hello!!

Yesterday, I decide to go out for drive in my lovely car. My car is looking very kewl…I have got painted bright orange with silver lines and now it also makes loud, fierce sound... vroom vroom. I get in car and put my window down, put my black sunglasses on so all girls will look for me. I am driving near the college and I see the girls all looking me and I know they are wanting to sit in my nice car. One pretty girl is walking alone and I drive side and play song..aaja meri gaadi mein baith ja, long drive jaaenge, full speed jaaenge, kahi bhi na rukenge. She is just walking and looking for me.

I slowing my car little, I can see her coming in rearview mirror. I take my small comb and brush my hair to look nice. Then she is near my car and I put my hand out and say Hi, I DJ, this is my car, can I give for you lift? She gives me look and says ‘Get lost moron’ and then walks off. But I feel she is the girl of my dreams and so I will not give up. From far, I am following her in my car and seeing where she is living. Next morning, I am coming again outside her house and waiting, she is walking to her college and again I ask her if I can give lift. But she is not being thankful and instead is getting angry. She picks stone from nearby and throws on my beautiful car and there is big dent on it now. No girl of my dreams can behave like this, she is for sure not the one. Now papa is going to see dent in car and get very angry. Oh God…how much pains I am taking to find my raani, please send for her soon.

The Next Step

Post 4, Jan 2010

Big hello to all

Searching for sapno ki raani is going on. I am deciding to meet my dream girl through online now. My friends are telling me these social networking sites are very good for finding pretty girls. So I open account and put a good looking profile photograph which all girls will like. I am typing a girl’s name and I’m getting so many different choices. I am selecting some pretty girls and then sending friendship requests to them. I also send message to them telling ‘Hi, myself DJ, you are looking so fine in picture, I am looking for my dream girl, you want to be? You can see how good my snap is. We are not knowing each other, but with time we can become close by meeting for coffee.’ I am sure that she will reply for me soon.

I get reply after one hour, but she is not accepting my friendship request and is saying ‘Please stop sending me messages or I will report you to the police’. I am not minding this because I am sending other girl’s messages and friendship requests every day, so I know that one day I will find my raani. I am liking this online as you can make friendships with so many girls and you can see all there beautiful pictures also. I know I will meet many girls from this networking site and so I am happy.

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In Da Club..

Jan 22, 2010

Hi all lovely peoples

So last evening time I dressed to kill all, I was wearing my silver T-shirt, tight jeans as girls like this and long pointy shoes. This is the dress that actors are wearing to the parties these days, it is so cool. My mummy told I am looking like a hero today..ha nw mummy said so all girls will also say like that. So I am ready and go now to the club with my friend Bhavesh. He is little shy type of girls..but I tell don’t worry I know what girls are liking a lot. We go to the club ‘Foxy’ and it is filled with pretty girls. All kinds of girls are here..big, small, tall and more. I see this nice girl sitting at bar alone, so I go there.

I stand side of her and look at her, she is pretty and I feel that she will be my sapno ki raani. I look to her and smile but she does not smile back. I feel maybe she is shy, so I say hello…myself DJ, can I buy for you drink. But she says no only. But when girl is saying no..it is meaning yes. So I am going closer and tell her “You are a bootyfull girl…can we make friendship”. But at that time I feel strong hand on my shoulder, I turn to find a big man and he pushes for me and tells F**ker, get away from my girlfriend. I am sad that all this happened. Maybe she would be sapno ki raani, if that stupid fellow is not coming in between.

But I will not lose faith…I will try, try and try till I find my raani, she is waiting for me somewhere. So what if not this time, next time my luck will open, I am sure. So everyone like myself must always be trying. My dream for my ‘life partner’ will continue and I will let all know about my so good life.

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Despo in the Park

January 21, 2010

Hi everybody. Second post this is of mine. Like promise, I will tell you about my yesterday’s evening. So in search of my sapno ki raani I was thinking to go to the park near to my house. In this park, I have seen beautiful girls roaming. Maybe one of those beauties will be my raani. So yesterday evening I dressed in best and went. I saw too many girls. I did not know which one was mine.

I saw this one girl sitting on a bench under a tree reading some fat book. From far she looked like Katrina. Katrina is my favourite actress. I love Katrina. When I went to sit on bench near to her, she gave me little dirty look. So I said her my name is DJ what’s your good name? But she never said anything. Must be she was not able to talk. So I tried again to ask her if she will make friendship with me. Again she never answer me. So the I ask her if she is Katrina sister because she is Xerox copy of her. I also say that I am going to same gym as Salman and if she wants to break in Bollywood then I will help her. Salman will interest in her because she look like Katrina. He like all girls who look like his ex-girlfriends. So I take out my new BlackBerry and tell that it shoots very good MMS and ask if she wants to see her MMS on my phone. I was only trying to do the ice breaking.

I will not say what happened then. My heart is breaked. She is for sure not my raani. Girl who gives gaalis like that can’t be my raani. No luck became for me this time. But I am not going to agree to losing. Somebody is telling me to try and try till success. And today I will again. Tonite plans are for going to disco where girls are drinking for free. Maybe she will find me there. Tomorrow I will tell.

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Despo Introduction

January 20, 2010

Hey all you beautiful babes! My name is DJ. I’m not a DJ but I can make also beautiful music with the ladies. My all friends say I look like good mix of all Khans – Shah Rukh, Salman, Saif, Aamir and Kamaal. Best of each is in me. This blog started by me so that I can be in touching with all the beautiful ladies. This is being my first post. I hope you all like. If you like, please don’t feel shy to contact me. We can go for a long drive in my new Volkswagen Passat to my farmhouse. Yeah I have farmhouse. Very beautiful. I also have a BlackBerry phone (if you contact me, I will give you my BB pin ok?) You can play with my BlackBerry phone. Other things also you can play with ;)

Ok but one serious thing, I am starting this blog to find my sapno ki raani. The girl of dreams. Everyday I will dress my bodies up in my best expensive clothes, spray on my Versace cologne to be good smellings, put my bling blings and go outside to find her. Where will she be? No one is knowing. But I am confident to be finding her one day soon. I will use my best charms to find my raani. I can be very charming. So you come back ok tomorrow. I will then tell you what I did today evening. Where all I went, how many raanis I spoke to and all. Till then see you soon.