Despo Facts

- Sometimes to show girls I am sensitive, I am crying when watching sad or romantic movies.
- If I like a girl I am seeing anywhere then I take her picture so I can look at her whenever I am wanting.
- There is cute and sexy nurse at children’s hospital and I am volunteering over there just to patio her.
- I am standing outside girl’s schools and colleges’ everyday at break time to ask these girls out.
- I am only taking membership to unisex gyms for work out. I like to see girls get all hot and sweaty.
- Girls are liking it when boys are following them wherever they are going. It makes them feel special.
- My opening line to girls are ‘So what’s your hobby? Mine’s falling in love’.
- Girls are liking guys who are sensitive so I am carrying a teddy bear everywhere I am going.
- My favourite movie – DDLJ. Everybody I say I look like Raj. Now I am only looking for my Simran.
- I like fast everything, fast cars, fast girls and fast love!

More Facts about me...

This one time I am dialing wrong number but when I hear girl on other line with sexy voice I try and make the conversation with her. But she is getting angry and is also turning out to be daughter of ACP so I am little bit screwed.

When I go on date with girls then I am always taking care of the bill because I am hoping that they will be taking care of me later on in the night ;)

There is no one in this world as cool as me. Girls should be happy I am taking time out to woo them.

When I take girls out to long drive, I purposely shut my car off on lonely highway and tell to them that there is no petrol in my car.

If I ask girl to go camping I tell them that I have only 1 sleeping bag.

I like to surf Internet for cool pickup lines to use on girls I meet. They work man!

If you buy girls presents then they have to say yes to everything you ask them to do.

Puppies are HUGE chick magnets. Take a puppy out for a walk and girls surround you to pet your puppy and if you’re lucky maybe more.

I like to watch all girl life guards in Baywatch. I especially like it when the run on beach and give mouth to mouth.

People are saying I am shallow but that’s not true. I am wanting to know girls from outside and inside also.

ONE-WAY LOVER DESPO –

I love you always, forever, until eternity.
I make mixed tape with romantic songs for all girls I like.
I want to know EVERYTHING about your life.
I am the favourite customer at Archies.
I want to walk into sunset with you all days of my life.
I want to be with you in afternoon of my youth, the evening of my middle age and nighttime of my old years.
My favourite movie Love Actually.
My birthday is on Feb 14. The day of love.

My Lines that never fail... ;)

DIRECTORY DESPO

Sorry I am losing my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Hi sweety, can you give me directions...to your heart?


ONE-WAY LOVER DESPO

So what you’re hobbies are? Mines are falling in love.
Hi baby, I'm raindrop coz I'm falling for you.

My various Avatars...

BADE BAAP KI AULAAD DESPO –

* If you come out on a date with me I’ll show you fireworks baby!
* That was my driver on the phone. He said my new Astin Martin has run out of gas.
* Let’s go for a long long long drive and hopefully we’ll run out of gas

DIRECTORY DESPO –

* In Pandora baby, we are mates for life…
* I only buy mobiles that take good MMS.
* I add you on Facebook, I add you on Orkut, I add you on Big Adda, I follow you on Twitter and in person also

X-RAY EYES DESPO –

* I am wanting to know you from outside and inside also
* People say I am shallow but I telling you I can go very very deep
* You bring out the animal in me!

Despo Facts

My favourite song is “Choli Ke Peeche Kya Hai’ and ‘I Like Big Butts and I Cannot lie’. Very meaningful lyrics.

Girls, if I am staring at your chest I am only appreciating what god is being generous and giving to you.

Girls you must feel honoured that I am bestowing attention on you. I usually spend my time only with special people.

It’s ok if you have boyfriend, husband or even baby. I am very easy-going like that.

Definition of HAUNTY– A Hot Aunty ;)

My favourite comic book is Savita Bhabhi

I am thinking of myself as a metrosexual. I live in a metro and I am very very sexual ;)

Girls when you say you are tied up, do you mean with handcuffs?

Priya Once Again...

I am deciding to try and say sorry for Priya once again. So I am going to Gullu’s building and again sending sorry note and one rose with Gullu’s brother, Raju to Priya’s house. But when he is coming back, he is telling she is tearing my sorry letter and throwing the flower in dustbin. He gives for me the pieces of my sorry letter. I am so sad and I am not knowing what to do. I am talking to Gullu and he tells she will come down in some time as she is going for classes at 5.00 pm. So I wait around and decide that when I see her, I will beg for her forgiveness and tell for her what had happened. But when I am seeing her and going to tell for her sorry, before that only she is giving me one tight slap. And saying you bloody rascal, don’t ever talk for me again or I am calling for my father and telling him to put you in jail. Gullu is also telling me to go home now, so I go away.
My love story has got over even before started. What a sad thing, I am losing only girl who is liking me. My sapnon ki raani has gone forever.